{"product_id":"stinky-mcgees-desk-mat-funny-retro-gamer-mouse-pad","title":"Stinky McGee's Desk Mat – Funny Retro Gamer Mouse Pad","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" × 18\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            18.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            12.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Thickness, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            0.12 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eSet the STINKY tone of your workspace with a durable neoprene desk mat that brings bold typography and urban grit to your daily flow. The low-profile black background and strong white-and-amber lettering create a moody, industrial vibe that keeps your desk feeling intentional — whether you’re drafting plans, sketching concepts, or grinding through late-night spreadsheets. The soft, cushioned surface supports your wrists and pens, while the anti-slip backing and reinforced hemmed edges hold the mat steady through every move. Available in three sizes, it fits a compact laptop setup or a full mechanical keyboard and mouse spread. This mat blends functional support with a statement look that complements studios, home offices, and creative corners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-slip neoprene bottom keeps the mat firmly in place\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Cushioned, multifunctional surface for typing, writing, and crafting\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant, crisp printing for bold typography and sharp colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Durable hemmed edges prevent fraying and extend lifespan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit compact or full-desk setups\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":43827097731150,"sku":"19844094439930849848","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0741\/2816\/2894\/files\/9969920895276881462_2048.jpg?v=1780432489","url":"https:\/\/stinkymcgee.myshopify.com\/products\/stinky-mcgees-desk-mat-funny-retro-gamer-mouse-pad","provider":"Stinky McGee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}